Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Monday, October 24, 2005

All About Poop

Mash always has these comments about us being little bed-wetters and pee-dribblers and such. Hmm. We've got a story for you!

Mom yelled at Mash for being up where she shouldn't be. When Mash jumped down and ran, mom saw something fall and went to see what it was. Mash was apparently so startled, that when she jumped down, she decided to launch a turbo crap missile.

Yup, that's right folks! Mash got the crap scared out of her--literally. And WE are gross??? Mash really has no room to talk!
~The Weasels~


And oh yeah, message to Sassy's mom? For your information, I do NOT need a diaper! I am now the only ferret that goes in the litter box, 100% of the time. Perhaps it is the beloved Mash that requires a diaper?
~Link #9 (The Cat Killer)~

3 Comments:

Blogger Stine said...

hey there!
I was wondering if maybe Mash could have this cake for his next birthday?? http://www.kidskuisine.com/asp/recipe.asp?recipe=104

Monday, October 31, 2005 6:53:00 AM  
Blogger Basho said...

Mash totally missed the humor in that...

Monday, October 31, 2005 8:16:00 PM  
Blogger Stine said...

I thought it was quite humerous, and I figured you weasels would have fun with it hehe.

Friday, November 04, 2005 2:03:00 PM  

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