Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Anyone Want A Cat?

Mash did it this time! We are sure that mom will get rid of her now. The main reason mom worries about the tarantulas getting loose is because if we got bit, it would make us really sick and we might die.

She’s right though, if the tarantulas were out, we would want to catch them and put them in our hidey places. She thinks even more likely, they would find our hidey places on their own and would bite us when we tried to get in them.

She and Mash don’t get in those places, so she doesn’t think it would be a problem for either of them. We suspect that Mash knows all of this and it is yet another of her plots to do away with us…
~The Weasels~

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