Private Thoughts

"ooooo...our hammocks are back...oooooooo...UGH!!!...they smell pretty...must skank up, now..."
~Winzig~

"I hate Sassette. *hiss* She will DIE. *hiss* I will hide her body in the arm of the couch. *hiss* I knew there was a reason that I was digging that big hole in there and spreading stuffing everywhere... *hiss*"
~Rikki~

"WHERE IS BARON???? (cluck) Why won't anyone play with me? (cluck) Why do they all hiss when I come within twelve feet of them? (cluck) WHERE IS BARON????? (cluck)"
~Banter~

"Here kitty, kitty... C'mere, Mashy...Gotta surprise for ya...Here kitty, kitty... C'mere, you mean old pussy... OOOooo, Mom has treats..."
~Link~

"Why do they all hate me? I hate them even more... I am starting to miss Buddy... At least he wasn't mean all of the time... I am going to go hide now... I want to be anywhere but here... Why is the world out to make me miserable? Look... Mom has treats... Treats for everyone... Everyone except me... I hate my life..."
~Sassette~

"Oh, I'm a fisherman, fisherman. Oh, I'm a fisherman, fisherman. Killer of ice, am I. A mighty hunter, am I. Wonderful, am I. Oh, I am a fisherman, fisherman. Oh, I am a fisherman, fisherman... Boy, these other ferrets are fucking WEIRD!!!"
~Nanook~