Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Wise Up!

Perhaps you have all forgotten that weasels represent silent observations and exposing truths. We don't miss a trick and we will let you know it. This is what weasels are about.

We have only posted these facts in response to Mash's regular attacks upon our characters and our physical beings. As a wise ferret once said: "What you give out you will get back, good or bad."

And the threats? Perhaps you forget our main quality: No Fear...
~Winzig das Opossum, Rikki Tikki Tavi, Banter Basho Badger, Link #9, Nanook of the North~

I am willing to sign my name to the above, except that "no fear" part... I have no desire to be an ingredient in ferret stew...
~Crimson Comet~

1 Comments:

Blogger Basho said...

We understand your need to protect your girlfriend--but perhaps when you get beyond the online part of the relationship, you will discover the true Mash and thank us for the warning we have provided...

And FYI, ferrets are mustelids which perhaps you may note are NOT rodents. We EAT rodents. How do you think it is that for so many years, ferrets were used to hunt rabbits?

We feel sorry for you Sir Inigo.
~Still Not Scared~

Sunday, October 30, 2005 2:11:00 PM  

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