Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Eager to Meet Ms. S.

"We must say that we are sadly disappointed that Ms. S didn't bring Stinky to come live with us. Something leads us to believe that Mash and the Council of the Seven had something or other to do with it. Mash was completely against the idea of a bigger, smellier mustelid coming to live with us.

But, little did Mash know that her early tormenting of Crimson (when he was still afraid of everything) would lead to him now being almost her size and eager to take her out. His determination at ridding the house of felines is amazing and it serves her right!"
~4 Crimson Supporters~

"I am extending my personal invitation to Ms. S, as Stinky's mom and our most loyal reader, to come spend a bite-free visit with us. And since I know she finds me most handsome, how could she resist?"
~Crimson Comet~

"We agree~Besides, if she can tolerate Sassy, she'll absolutely adore us! :)"
~4 Crimson Supporters~
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