Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Friday, June 09, 2006

Six Slinking Carpet Sharks

Stitch is so cool! She reminds me of someone…”
~Nanook of the North~

“Why does she keep sticking her nose up my ass anyhow?”
~Rikki Tikki Tavi~

“Another bitch to call mine! Call me stud! Not sure why she hisses at me though…”
~Crimson Comet~

“I’ve totally kicked her fuzzy ass twice—Mom doesn’t let me out with her any more. Too many females—She needs to go—Two guys, four girls? Nope. She’s out of here. The QUEEN has spoken!”
~Link #9 (The Cat Killer)~

“What’s the big deal? Just as long as she stays out from under the sink. That is MY spot.”
~Winzig das Opossum~

“Toys! Toys! Toys everywhere! No beatings yet today! No sharp things in my mouth or burning stuff in my eyes! I might like it here! Except for the ass kickings from the little squirrelly bitch…”
~Still Stitch (for now)~
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