Girl Talk

"So mom almost found a home for Sassette today, almost. She found out that somebody's ferret died last night and that she was crying and sad--so mom was going to see if they wanted Sassette since no one here likes her. Upon farther digging, she discovered that it was a six year old girl that had the ferret--she only had it two months and already killed it. I guess they didn't know jack about ferrets (they were bathing it every night and thought this was a GOOD thing--mom was pretty annoyed by that--but she was even more annoyed when she found out it probably died because they were forgetting to give it food and water). Mom always says that kids and ferrets don't mix. So we are still stuck with Sassette."
~Link & Rikki~

"Banter has become Baron--Rikki has become Banter... Wretched, wretched weasels..."
~Winzig~

"The girl sounds fine by me. Anything to get away from here..."
~Sassette~