Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Saturday, July 16, 2005

"Having a Blast Kicking Cat Ass"

Sassy went back home Thursday afternoon, much to our relief. Her new mom refers to her as "Sassy the Ruler and Cat Harasser." Far cry from what we called her around here (Mash included). She really changed and we hate her even more if that is at all possible. She bragged about her convertible rides (although her new mom equated it with the "newspaper tornado" with Sassy in the middle), she says she is the boss of the cats there and THEY are afraid of HER, and she is allowed out whenever she wants. And we thought she had a spoiled little princess complex before. Even Crimson had issues with her and peed all around her cage!
~Winzig das Opossum, Rikki Tikki Tavi, Banter Basho Badger, Link Baby, Nanook of the North, Crimson Comet aka Charlie~

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