Good-Bye Mashed Potato!

We have decided that since we were able to make mom feel bad enough to find a new home for Sassette, our next mission is Mash. She struts around all day like she owns the place (she teases us when we are in our cage), she has her own bedroom (which we are not allowed in), she attacks us for no reason (and calls us scummers), she tried blaming us for her alien crop circles (we only wish we could create damage like that), she has a godmommy that is always willing to take her when mom goes away (mom always has a hard time even finding someone to just come in and feed us and clean our cage)--Mash is a thorn in our side. Removing her would equal our happiness.
~The Scheming Six~