Winzig of Destruction

"NO WAY am I coming out from under the sink. I spread a full bag of litter all over the livingroom again--Mom knew it was me. All she spotted was my tail zipping under the cabinet. Everyone else went safely to the cage. I am too scared. Maybe she'll at least quit calling me 'The Princess'. That really is SO degrading..."
~Winzig~

Sable Segregation

"I let mom cuddle me for awhile. She was so proud of me today and so pleased--I figured it was only fair to take a snooze with her."
~Nanook~

"Bad, bad day. Nanook fought back and actually got mad enough that he was chasing me! He is nasty when he gets mad! And I didn't realize he is my size now... Then I got attacked by a bag. I was so tangled up and I tried biting it and thrashing about, but it would not leave me. I ran to mom for help and she said I deserved it. Plus, Mash attacked me. I about peed myself (maybe a little)--mom did save me from that though--Whew!"
~Banter~

"She has noticed that we have segregated ourselves. The Sables against the Originals. She was sure after she found Nanook, Link and I sleeping together in the ball pit--there has never been more than one ferret at a time in there."
~Crimson~

"Banter is a huge ass and we really wish she would get rid of him. Even Baron had the decency to leave us alone and let us sleep when we were in the cage. It's still not as bad as what he does to Crimson though... Even we feel sorry for Crimson..."
~Winzig, Link, Rikki~

CAUTION! DISASTER AREA!

Mom fell asleep last night while we were out--we were out around twelve hours all together! She woke up to quite the mess! But hey, she slept through it (and how we will always wonder), so that is her own fault! We trashed stuff that she didn't even know she had!
~The Sleepy Six~

Photos of Us

Mom finally created a blog with pictures of us! It is at http://picturepages6969.blogspot.com/ (also the top link in "Link's Links"--under "Picture Pages! Picture Pages!"). You can find us under "The Current Business, " along with a little background info about each of us. We are also found in a special album with Mash and you can clearly see how mean she really is to us. There are also pictures of weasels that came before us and of our past pals and past enemies. You can find them under "Sassette AKA Sassy" and "Gone, but not forgotten." Enjoy!
~Happy Weasels~

Forgotten

Mom keeps leaving and we either end up with extra food bowls and water bottles (like we don't know what that means) and sometimes Aunt Sharon comes and takes care of us. She isn't as fun to chase as Amy was though. Amy was actually afraid of us which made bullying so much more entertaining! Sharon knows about scruffing and spray bottles too--Banter beware.

Mash completely disappears when mom is gone. Wonder where she goes? She probably gets to go along--freaking witch. And she has the nerve to be jealous of us...

We might get a new friend--our cousin, a skunk might come to live with us. We are kind of scared because he might decide he doesn't like us and will want to bite us. Mom said he lives with a cat, so he is used to other critters and should like us because we are family--hmm. We'll see. Hopefully she'll get rid of Mash and our home can be known as "Mustelid Manor."
~The Wicked Weasels of Wayside~