Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Saturday, February 10, 2007

The Eyes are the Window to the Soul


The new feline seems to be much nicer than Mash. Our explanation? He is quite clearly an alien kitty as captured in Nikki's photos from her Christmas visit. The second photo was taken without the flash, as that was initially believed to be the culprit of these strange photos; however, as you can see, that was not the problem.

In light of the photo that Nikki took of Cinnamon (whom is a self-proclaimed superior being), we can only assume that the new kitty is also a teleporter (this is how Cinnamon regularly escapes the confines of our cage) and he has been placed here among us by a far more intelligent species than is currently known to our humble planet. Yet, he tastes like a normal kitty~what a superb recreation...

~Weasels of Mustelid Manor~

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