Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Monday, July 25, 2005

Something in the Air

"I scared mom really bad! She woke up to the evil one chasing something and she got up to see what it was. She heard something in the egg box and something large running through the tube--boy, was she shocked to see me come out of the it! She still doesn't know how I got out of the big cage and away from Banter. I wonder what she thought was going to come out of the tube? She looked like she thought a crazy ferret got into the house!"
~Crimson Comet aka Charlie~

"Oh badness! Banter was in the bathroom, so I tried squeezing under too. My head got stuck under the door! It was horrible!"
~Link Baby~

"I decided to bite mom. Must have been the full moon. It was squishy and felt really good. I think I will do it more often."
~Rikki Tikki Tavi~

"I made Mash run! I am wicked! I must exercise my ferret rights to be bossy and cat eating!"
~Winzig das Opossum~

"Circling Vampire Carpet Shark!"
~Nanook of the North~

"Oh yeah, I'm bad, so bad, ya know it... And oh yeah, the feline's story about me being a little bed wetter... Lies. All lies. She just wishes she could be me. Who's Bad?"
~Banter Basho Badger~

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