Mustelid Manor Memoirs

"Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do it makes you want to hide under the coffee table." ~Lemony Snicket~ (from The Slippery Slope)

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Yet She Likes Sassy...


"Sassy's new mom loves her (that's Sassy curled up in her mom's laundry), but she wasn't sure about the rest of us. How can that be? How on Earth can she say Banter has the best personality of us? He's a freaking jerk! No wonder she is able to tolerate Sassy. And why do pictures of Sassy get posted, but none of us?"
~The Sour Six~

"She told mom that I needed a diaper--don't even think about it!"
~Link~

"She said that I look like a football player--is that good or bad?"
~Rikki~

"She called me fat and lazy!"
~Nanook~

"She said after seeing me, she doesn't feel bad that Sassy is so little. What is she implying? That I am puny? Scrawny? Weak?"
~Winzig~

"She told me that I am the most attractive of the ferrets (so does everyone else, including mom)--I bet that's why Banter is always after me. He's jealous because I'm gorgeous!"
~Crimson~

"I am the most fun and she likes me best! I knew I ruled!"
~Banter~

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