Anubis Has Our Vote!

Okay, we spotted Mash's Contest and felt that we had to speak up...

For one, Anubis is actually pretty awesome! Remember, weasels are known for silent observation. In our opinion, Anubis is elegant, graceful and intelligent. Mash looks like she ran into a wall or half of her face got cut off. Graceful? Elegant? Don't forget the flying poop incident and toilet gazing!

Mash is just your typical trailer-trash, dumpster-diving, her mama don't know which alley cat produced her Humane Society butt, Mojo Jojo looking (think Powerpuff Girls), flea-bitten feline.

Look at that skanky pose!
<------Whorrific!!! So she thinks of herself as a Princess. Big whoop. In our book, Princess stands for a spoiled brat that thinks much more highly of herself than anyone else ever could; that has no clue that she is no better than anyone else; that believes that the world owes her anything and everything that she desires; in essence, a skank that can't admit that she is just your run-of-the-mill skank and not truly fantastic~well, where is the honor in ANY of that?

Mash is just a snooty, catty, conceited feline. We apologize for the vileness of this post, but how she treats every other living creature she comes in contact with is just wrong. And you know, we didn't want to resort to this, but, due to the nature of her recent posts, we felt it only fair to share with you the secret Mash has been hiding...

Mash's dog twin!
That's right, folks! Mash is so common and ordinary that they even make a dog version. Sad, isn't it?

So, rock on Anubis! We truly appreciate your kindness and concern when we are caged too long. You always have an ally in us!

~Weasels of Mustelid Manor~